Citroen Reviews: 500g of Black Forest Ham

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 09/10/2017 at 16:06 • Filed to: None

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(Ham wanted me to review it so much it decided to look very good and have an interesting name in front of this hungry moron)

7/5 Very good ham

Also that is by far the worst knife for the job of cutting the mighty black forest ham.

I have also eaten 1/2 of it in less than 30 minutes, most of it with italian bread and Emmental cheese.

SpeedSix > My citroen won't start 09/10/2017 at 16:30

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No Grey Poupon?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > My citroen won't start 09/10/2017 at 17:59

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Nom nom.

xc90v8/I4 :( > My citroen won't start 09/10/2017 at 18:38

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*Emmentaler cheese

My citroen won't start > xc90v8/I4 :( 09/10/2017 at 21:14

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Not necessarily, Emmental is the region of Canton de Berne it comes from, and Emmentaler just means it comes from Emmental. People call it Emmental, Emmenthal or Emmentaler.

I’m Swiss btw.

Shoop > My citroen won't start 09/10/2017 at 21:49

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I thought this was going to end “... Tar Heroin”

That’d be a lot of heroin

just-a-scratch > My citroen won't start 09/11/2017 at 00:10

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Mmmmmm. Ham, Emmental, and some good bread. Throw in some aqvavit and you have a really good time.

xc90v8/I4 :( > My citroen won't start 09/11/2017 at 07:34

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Okay. I knew what Emmental is. Just thougt when talking about cheese it has to be Emmentaler (cheese) to be correct.

But nice to learn.

Wacko > My citroen won't start 09/12/2017 at 11:51

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Jambon de la foret noire? I’m quebecois and never heard it that way. It’s always been Jambon foret noire. Sound like a case of Google Translate

My citroen won't start > Wacko 09/12/2017 at 11:52

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Well, it’s from Switzerland, so maybe a Swiss french thing?

Wacko > My citroen won't start 09/12/2017 at 11:55

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idk, since de la is like saying Ham from Black forest.

in this case black forest is the style not the provenance of that ham.

wow, i’m overthinking this.... 

My citroen won't start > Wacko 09/12/2017 at 12:01

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But it kinda says that in every other language as well excepted english.

“DELLA Foresta Nera”

“SchwarzwaldER Schinken”

weird